Sam, an 80 year-old man, was a witness in a burglary trial.
The defense lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?"
"Yes," said Sam, "I saw him plainly take the goods."
"Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?"
"Yes," replied Sam, "I know I saw him do it."
"Sam listen, you are 80 years old and your eyesight is probably bad. Just how far can you see at night?"
"I can see the moon: how far is that?
Welcome to St Paul's, an Anglican church committed to biblical principles and teaching. We are situated in the Boughton district of Chester(UK) serving Vicars Cross and Boughton Heath.
We are a small, slowly growing, young at heart church with a big ministry to children, youth and local schools. Around 30% of the morning congregation are under the age of 15 but we do cater for all ages.
Our members are encouraged to live for Christ 24/7/365, seeing our lives at work, at home, at school and at play as equally important to the Lord.
| Sunday | 18th July | 10.15am | All Together Baptism |
| 5-7pm | "Meet the Missionaries", Bring your picnic tea to The Vicarage, 10 Sandy lane and find out about the work of MAF from The Forsyth's | ||
| No Further Evening Service until 5th September | |||
| See August Alternatives Notice for Evenings in August | |||
| Morning Worship over the Summer - "Becoming a Good Samaritan" | |||
| Sunday | 25th July | 10.15am | Communion - "Who is my Neighbour" |
| 6.30pm | "At the Throne" Northgate Church | ||
| 1st Aug | 10.15am | Morning Praise - "Caring for the Sick" | |
| 8th Aug | 10.15am | Communion - "Seeking Justice & Reconciliation" | |
| 15th Aug | 10.15am | Morning Praise - "Honouring the Poor" | |
| 22nd Aug | 10.15am | Communion - "Tending to God's Creation" | |
| 29th Aug | 10.15am | Morning Praise - "Loving the Forsaken" |
